My 7 year old son asked whether our new puppy was a christian

Me: "Nope. He follows his own dogma."

Wife almost threw an omelette at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbernards
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Us Christians managed to repurpose all the old pagan holidays, well, except for New Years.

We really dropped the ball on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmaheynoway
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Daughter gave me a taste of my own jokes tonight.

We are driving home from softball practice i was telling her about christian betancourt, the padres catcher who is going to be used as a pitcher. He will be the first guy in many many years to pitch and catch on the same team.

She looks at me straight faced and asks.....wait so you're saying hes going to pitch and catch at the same time?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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