I told my dad even just WATCHING chokeholds in UFC makes my neck hurt.

He says he has the same problem watching tennis

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👤︎ u/niggety
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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My son recently started taking jujitsu classes and it got me thinking...

If everyone dressed up as ghosts, it'd be boo-jitsu!

If they served coffee, it'd be brew-jitsu!

If they wrestled cows, it'd be moo-jitsu!

If everyone celebrated each move, it'd be WOO!-jitsu!

If they only used chokeholds, it'd be blue-jitsu!

If they grappled inside old industrial chimneys, it'd be flue-jitsu!

If they wrestled pigeons, it'd be coo-jitsu!

If you ate too much Taco Bell before your match, it'd be poo-jitsu!

And then no one would want to pair up with you, so it'd be just you-jitsu!

I've been torturing my kid with these all night. :D

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👤︎ u/ppardee
📅︎ Nov 02 2021
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