A list of puns related to "Chokeholds"
He says he has the same problem watching tennis
If everyone dressed up as ghosts, it'd be boo-jitsu!
If they served coffee, it'd be brew-jitsu!
If they wrestled cows, it'd be moo-jitsu!
If everyone celebrated each move, it'd be WOO!-jitsu!
If they only used chokeholds, it'd be blue-jitsu!
If they grappled inside old industrial chimneys, it'd be flue-jitsu!
If they wrestled pigeons, it'd be coo-jitsu!
If you ate too much Taco Bell before your match, it'd be poo-jitsu!
And then no one would want to pair up with you, so it'd be just you-jitsu!
I've been torturing my kid with these all night. :D
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