A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.

He gave one to three for five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...

"No. You can taek-won-do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..

Could be a chinese Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eam2646
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?

He was Careless with his Wispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fandam_YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?

A Double Decker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lande_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.

Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Someone told me a joke about chocolate bars earlier

It wasn't very good thought, so I just Snickered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaffa_54
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What are the chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?

Her-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WickershamBrotha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I saw a bunch of ants eating my chocolate bar on the kitchen counter.

There is life on Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Felix has 150 chocolate bars. He eats 130 of them. What is Felix left with?

Diabetes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupermanFSF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Where do single chocolate bars go to hook-up?

Kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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3 calendars with 24 chocolates walk into a bar, order drinks, and leave.

Afterwards, the bar was pretty un-adventful.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?

Heath Ledger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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Which chocolate bar will unlock the front door?

Yorkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What chocolate bar will get you into your house?

Yorkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotch-o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?

Her/she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What gender pronouns are you supposed to use on a chocolate bar

her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I put my mates chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say,

He got his snickers in a twix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adanfime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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What gender pronouns do you use for chocolate bars?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSoloKing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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