Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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This has so much potential but I just can’t think of anything!
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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Ordering Indian food

Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks

Delivery: 2 bucks

Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILooveCats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Dad joked at dinner

I was eating my dinner of chicken curry last night with gusto as I was very hungry. When I finished my mother said
Mam: you didn't enjoy that, did you?
Me: it was foul
Dad: he's right, you know
myself and my mam look at my dad
Dad: with a smirk well it was fowl, it was chicken
I laughed and my mam groaned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martsigras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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