Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
This has so much potential but I just canβt think of anything!
Ordering Indian food
Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks
Delivery: 2 bucks
Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!
Dad joked at dinner
I was eating my dinner of chicken curry last night with gusto as I was very hungry. When I finished my mother said
Mam: you didn't enjoy that, did you?
Me: it was foul
Dad: he's right, you know
myself and my mam look at my dad
Dad: with a smirk well it was fowl, it was chicken
I laughed and my mam groaned
