Cheapskate Puns

A list of puns related to "Cheapskate"

I guess I'm a cheapskate with ADHD

I never pay attention

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Cheapskate tutandgroan.com/cheapskat…
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👤︎ u/tutandgroan
📅︎ May 31 2017
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My wife's constantly complaining that I'm a cheapskate and never buy her anything nice...

So, today after work, I bought her a surprise.

Hope she likes it, it's a perfume called "Tester."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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👤︎ u/deathorcharcoal
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I’ve been wanting to go ice skating for a while. My friends bought me a pair of skates recently, but they broke on the first use!

If you ask me, they’re cheapskates.

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👤︎ u/FunkyFaz
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.

I thought, “Wow, what a cheapskate!”

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👤︎ u/xgold4428
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a southern Pennsylvania resident who won’t pay for his local food specialty

A Philly cheapskate

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👤︎ u/U_Haim
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Wednesday nights are always half-price at the local ice rink

Makes me feel like such a cheapskate

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👤︎ u/lepantswizzard
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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It was a hot spring day

And I was driving with my dad and my brother, and my brother asked him, "When you go to the store can you get me some flavored water." and my dad replied, "There's already some in the back." So my brother went to the the back of the car and looked and he said, "Dad this is regular water." And my dad replied, " Yah its water flavored water." Cheapskate

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👤︎ u/RangeroftheNorthXV
📅︎ May 05 2014
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I guess I'm a cheapskate with ADHD

I never pay attention

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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