Discord chats sometimes have gold
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
Group chat FIRING UP with 🔥 puns!
I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone
And now I'm going to face time
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
My boss shared this in my work chat today, it took me a moment...
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
F's in the chat for my guy
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
Saw this on my sisters group chat
Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
My humour was not well received in the family group chat...
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
Nobody laughed in work chat. :
My chat full of childless Dad's were on a roll
My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:
Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
A sweet old man who stops by to chat when he goes out for a walk told us this joke. (His wife had said "Don't tell anyone your silly joke... It's horrible.")
Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."
Us : "Why Not?"
Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."
Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.
Having someone join a voice chat while their parents are vacuuming really sucks.
Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,
It was just a brief discussion.
My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
F in the chat
Two peanuts were walking down the street
One was a salted
When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
Two geese having a chat.....
....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa”
“Uganda?”
“ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
So... Heard you like cheesy chat up lines?...
Well you're always going to have a Gouda time with me!... 😉😜
A chat about kicking my nuts when... sorry not sorry
[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why
Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?
My friend said he wanted a chat over coffee
I said, "There's far more interesting topics than that."
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
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