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The Chats Puns

A list of puns related to "The Chats"

Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?

It's usually pretty dead.

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👤︎ u/TheRobotYoshi
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...

Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?

Me: their wallets

Dad: A snow bank!

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👤︎ u/crankthaturieclaire
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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👤︎ u/ennis88
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
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👤︎ u/MeltedSSD
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
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👤︎ u/Stoneblosom
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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👤︎ u/trich101
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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F in the chat
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👤︎ u/Curtbot9001
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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F's in the chat for my guy
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👤︎ u/slapdepizza
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought

A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)

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👤︎ u/Hali_Stallions
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I crucified the chat
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👤︎ u/am_i_Baruk_or_Jo
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My humour was not well received in the family group chat...
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👤︎ u/Phunly
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
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👤︎ u/DurtyHooper
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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F in the chat

Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted

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👤︎ u/cs0082
📅︎ May 27 2019
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My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
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👤︎ u/pennyroyal51
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
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👤︎ u/whatwillshepostnext
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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When your dad drops his jokes in the family group chat.

http://imgur.com/P4CTGlD

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👤︎ u/jarchiWHATNOW
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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