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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gutterferret
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17 2016
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CFLs contain mercury.

A CFL above the kitchen table is flickering on and off.

Mom: Can't we jiggle it around?

Dad: It's not like a regular light bulb. It doesn't have a filament.

Mom: Really? Then what's inside it?

Me: It's filled with gas.

Mom: Gas? No wonder our house is so well-lit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/devourerkwi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01 2014
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So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'

So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'

Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.

I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AnalFissureSmoothie
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