I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
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Wowwww meow
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Why are anarchists depressed?

They discovered they have a centralized nervous system

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👤︎ u/Void1702
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What part of the body has the most anxiety?

The central nervous system.

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I'm so anxious ...

... even my central system is nervous!

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👤︎ u/td941
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Asked dad how gramma died?

He told me it was the central heating system.

I asked him how?

He said "The radi ate her"!

DAMM YOU!

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👤︎ u/eltegs
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GPS...

Navigation system; 'Bare left after 300 yards'

Dad; Oh my God take cover, there's a massive grizzly bear on the left!'

We were in Central London.

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