I left home for medical school down in the caribbean. My dad said if I ever get lonely, I'll always have someone to talk to on the island, and he gave me this.
Caribbean islands sure drink a lot of fermented tea
Especially Pu'ehr-to Rico
My wife and I went to a beautiful island in the Caribbean.
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Jamaica?
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No. She wanted to go.
A story of my friend Al
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
Talking to a friend about a recent cruise.
Me: We visited one of those Caribbean islands where people talk a bit funny and say "mon" a lot.
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: Nah, it was her idea!
Anytime we meet new people and my mums not about.
My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.
Oh, Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
He does it mainly with other dads. Who all seem to be in on it and ALWAYS ask "Jamaica"as opposed to another Caribbean island! It's like a world wide conspiracy.
