Cantilevered Puns

A list of puns related to "Cantilevered"

A husband and wife architect team were planning their next project . . .

The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why did the woman marry a drawbridge?

It cantilever

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👤︎ u/jwlkr70
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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I've been dating this bridge for around a year now,

I really don't love her anymore, but I cantilever.

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👤︎ u/ccc109
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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Why did the two bridge builders stay together?

He cantilever.

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👤︎ u/bingomzan
📅︎ May 01 2017
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My in-laws were building some shelves

Father-in-law: Check out the cantilever shelves we're working on.

Me: Nice! Those remind me of your daughter.

Mother-in-law: What!? Why?

Me: Well, now that we're married, I can't-a-leave-her.

Wife: Please don't laugh at that...

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👤︎ u/fizzlebeef
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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My girlfriend is tired of my my architectural puns, and made me choose between my jokes or her. As much as I love my puns...

... I cantilever.

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👤︎ u/JustHach
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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