17 Hilarious Candy Canes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]

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👤︎ u/ChumpsLand

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?

They're all in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/culculain

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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👤︎ u/Iforgot2packshirts

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes.

They were all in mint condition

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes

Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane

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👤︎ u/afukinaliengoddamnit

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/koopeepee

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Candy cane soda

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👤︎ u/acadiel

📅︎ Jan 20 2018

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A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".

He mint well.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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I found some unwrapped candy canes left over from last year.

They're in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave

📅︎ Dec 24 2017

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I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...

After all, they're in mint condition...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Dec 12 2016

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What did the doctor give the lollipop when he broke his leg

A candy cane

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👤︎ u/Kajmari

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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I may have found the one...

So this girl I’ve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said “yea, it’s a rough life!” And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.

She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).

Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.

She looks up, smiles, and says “It was your punish-mint.”

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👤︎ u/The_JEThompson

📅︎ Dec 08 2017

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes...

They were all in mint condition

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👤︎ u/WispyNarwhal

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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I have a fine collection of candy canes.

They're in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/probabilitydoughnut

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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I once knew a guy who collected candy canes...

Last I knew, they were all in mint condition

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👤︎ u/Datboifritz113

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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My candy cane collection is worth a fortune.

It's in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/RCrown2

📅︎ Apr 05 2016

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