Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..
'Taken::::Out of context.'
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call a pennant you can't see?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
When you're driving but can't see that well...
Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.
https://i.imgur.com/pfZya7P.gifv
Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
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︎ Jan 03 2021
As a transgender father, my son always complains that he canβt see me
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What has 4 eyes but still can't see ?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why canβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If oceans can't see?
How do parks know what the seesaw?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call a fish that can't see?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My girlfriend says she canβt see too well without her glasses.
So I asked her what numbers she could see.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
My 7 yo son's contribution: What has three eyes and can't see? (to be fair i's)
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I donβt see how introverts can vote for Bernie.
I would figure they want anti-socialism.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
(My grandpaβs Joke) When we went to Costa Rica, we didnβt see one can
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My eye doctor just told me that I canβt see anymore,
I never saw that comingπ
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I can't see trans people having children.
They would be trans parent.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
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︎ May 25 2020
I canβt see why everyone likes bananas
I just donβt see the a-peal
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
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︎ Mar 20 2020
My teen daughter was complaining about life under βSafer at homeβ. βI canβt see my friends, thereβs literally nothing to do thatβs not online. Even my classes are online!β
I said, βOK, Zoomer.β
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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︎ May 26 2020
Why canβt Stevie Wonder see his friends?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Oh no, I can't see..
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I can't see how people have so much trouble sleeping
Because I do it with a blindfold on
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What do you call a cow that you canβt see?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Canβt you see Iβm going crazy?!
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︎ Mar 18 2020
If your dad was a girl then why canβt you see him?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Have you heard about the new crackers you can see but canβt taste or digest?
Yeah... theyβre called HoloGrahams.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I canβt see an end, I have no control and I donβt think thereβs any escape β I donβt even have a home anymore!
Definitely time for a new keyboard...
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Me: Canβt wait to see clearly next year..
My dad: What do you mean son? Your eyesights not that bad..
Me: Yes, but next year will be 2020.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Canβt wait to see my buds
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Why canβt you see a transgender parent?
Theyβre trans-parent γ
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I: Without your glasses, you can't see four feet.
My daughter, from the other room: "How about four legs?
I'm a proud dad right now.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Iβm so poor, I canβt go see the world. The best that I can do...
...is visiting Amazon while on Safari.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What do you call a deer that canβt see?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer that canβt see and doesnβt have legs?
Still no eye deer
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why can't a transgender see their father?
Because he is transparent
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why canβt Kylie Jenner ever see her dad?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Why canβt you see hippos hiding in the treetops?
Because they are very good at it.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
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