Ariel, Calibri and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

Barman looks at them and says, sorry your type aren't welcome here.

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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nomotho
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