A repurposed shower caddy
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👤︎ u/pugtoad
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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Luck rituals in the Australian Open.

I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.

I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.

Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."

He just smiled...

...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.

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👤︎ u/BrianBoyko
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why don't golfers drive Buicks?

Because their Caddies are getting the job done.

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📅︎ May 19 2019
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What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?

A caddy-lack

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📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Why did the wealthy golfer bring his chauffer on the course?

His caddy said he needed a driver.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Golfing with my dad today...

... His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.

I said, "Nice bounce."

He said, "Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O'Shea."

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👤︎ u/bwsullivan
📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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