Buzzcut Puns

A list of puns related to "Buzzcut"

Coworker came in today with a buzzcut claiming he got into a fight with a lawn mower.

I told him he fought the lawn and the lawn won.

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👤︎ u/yourchingoo
📅︎ Jun 10 2016
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What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?

A buzzcut.

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👤︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
📅︎ May 23 2021
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A swarm of bees raided a barber shop

Judging from their noise, they definitely want a buzzcut.

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👤︎ u/BOTB03
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Lego and my wife

Our five-year-old son proudly presents us with a Lego minifig with a giant circular sawblade on its head.

ME: Hey, that guy's got a nice hat.

WIFE: Yeah, it should be called a sawmbrero.

ME: :T

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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr
📅︎ Apr 13 2016
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Coworker got dad joked when explaining how he cuts his hair

Coworker 1: I will usually drink a few glasses of wine, then shave my head.

Coworker 2: oh so you do a buzzcut

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👤︎ u/Buchanan_
📅︎ May 28 2014
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