What do you call a busty woman holding a bazooka?
Bazooka with bazongas. (I blame my 12yr old son for this)
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What did the man say to the busty tetrachromat?
You've got some amazing cones.
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︎ Aug 21 2012
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Was watching Arrested Development the other day and my girlfriend made a groaner of a dad joke.
Lucille: βI have to get Dusty ice cream.β
GF: βDusty ice cream doesnβt sound very goodβ
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A man is walking down the street
when he notices a hot, busty woman on the sidewalk. He approaches her and says, "I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples." Naturally the woman was reluctant, but concluding that she really needed the money, she agreed. So they go into an alley, she lifts up her shirt and unhooks her bra. He proceeds to bury his face in her breasts, moving and shaking his head. After a full minute of this, she says, "Well? Aren't you going to bite them?" He walks away, saying, "Nah... that's too expensive."
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
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︎ Apr 22 2019
If life gives you melons
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Mona Lisa was framed.
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︎ May 13 2019
Whatβs the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Oneβs a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Iβll see myself out...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Whatβs the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Whatβs the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
Oneβs a crusty bus-station, the otherβs a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 21 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Apr 17 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 19 2016
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Whatβs the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
Oneβs a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
Whatβs the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean π¦
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︎ May 10 2019
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Whatβs the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 11 2018
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Whatβs the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the otherβs a busty crustacean!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Aug 22 2016
Whatβs the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Mar 30 2018
Whatβs the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?
Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean
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︎ Jun 23 2018
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