What do you call a busty woman holding a bazooka?

Bazooka with bazongas. (I blame my 12yr old son for this)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueBand1t
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the man say to the busty tetrachromat?

You've got some amazing cones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbassistdoodx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2012
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Was watching Arrested Development the other day and my girlfriend made a groaner of a dad joke.

Lucille: β€œI have to get Dusty ice cream.” GF: β€œDusty ice cream doesn’t sound very good”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoff323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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A man is walking down the street

when he notices a hot, busty woman on the sidewalk. He approaches her and says, "I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples." Naturally the woman was reluctant, but concluding that she really needed the money, she agreed. So they go into an alley, she lifts up her shirt and unhooks her bra. He proceeds to bury his face in her breasts, moving and shaking his head. After a full minute of this, she says, "Well? Aren't you going to bite them?" He walks away, saying, "Nah... that's too expensive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir9199
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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If life gives you melons

You have Dyslexia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumaReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Mona Lisa was framed.

Then they hung her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profedon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lind-zayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mza299
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoltrenXytech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpark474
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringyUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornChris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conbeanaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truth_artist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abernackle610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?

One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbyrick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLAZEtms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st0nedpigeon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyveido
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What’s the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 🦞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gatexcreeper
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teraghor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rigatavr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dargonite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What’s the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlorrieGirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KroyMortlach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinyDinoHugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What’s the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?

Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homonomore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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