Because he was losing his patience.
The steaks have never been higher.
I could tell you why, but I'm busy right now
“Because it has a stabled economy.”
My 10yo daughter just came up to me with this after sitting there stewing about my previous joke.
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
Yup. His name is Moe.
Apparently, their can be only one.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
Chris Cross Applesauce
They just couldn’t keep up with the thymes.
Some would say it’s a receding airline...
That's #2 on my list.
I'm starting an ice cream roll business and need a good pun for a business name, any ideas?
By shooting stars
Now his sails are through the roof.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.
But that’s just projected figures.
It will help them make a gross profit.
It folded
It doesn't make any cents.
Business partner 2: Yes in deed
Remains to be seen...
It's a small scale operation
Dad: web design.
He said "sweeping changes had to be made".
The Janitor is not happy
It's a start up.
They could call them coughy filters.
A lot of expenses are in curd.
I told him "I'm generally managing"
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
But I found I was always playing ketchup
He operated the grader.
police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
Everybody needed help rolling their joints
But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move into a house.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
Since it's 2020.
It was called Bruce Banisters
A non-prophet organization.
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
is a walk in the park.
He made some excellent points.
Nothing, he was just octopi’d.
Man: Can I see the menu please?
Waiter: The men I please are none of your business.
I bet they come back as Painless
He couldn't face his stakeholders?
He’s a Seoul proprietor.
It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.
He's just about number 2 in the business.
He just needed some seed funding
She's nun of my business.
I'm making six figures a year
Too much overhead
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
He keeps a log of every tree cuts down.
Gets jalapeño business
Because they’re always jalapeño business.
Whiskey Business
People will be lined up for blocks.
It's a whiskey business, after all.
because it's 20/20."
It was a wisk-y business.
They were inbred.
They just suspended animation.
I’ll name it Limited Addition.
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
They wood hate to be board to death.
I shit you knot
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
A young man worked at a carpet selling business and one day his boss came up to him and said:
"We have been impressed with how you sell the products. We're going to send you to a carpeting convention in Las Vegas so you can learn all the tricks of the trade. We will pay for your flights, accommodation, and all your food!"
The young man was excited and went and got ready for his trip. The day of the trip came and the young man's boss called and asked him if he was excited for his adventure to which the young man replied:
"Yes I am! I'm gonna seize the day because I've got a carpet per diem"
He had to stay on top of things tho...
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
Sole proprietorship
Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. After breaking open the first cask one of them says to his friend, "Is this whiskey?"
His friend says, "Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."
That way I can set my own hours.
It's all because of the Musk.
Life Goals:
Have a daughter
Name her 'Dearly'
Train her to be an accountant
Employ her at my business
Wrap up every transaction with: Now you'll pay Dearly for this.
EDIT: Spelling
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
People would be dying to get in.
It’s a small scale operation.
It’s a small scale operation.
He makes some very good points.
He makes some really good points.
