Gave it up though, too much paperwork
The sails are going through the roof.
He axed nicely.
Itโs a small scale operation.
It's a small scale operation
They just ransomware.
He lost interest.
Back & Body Hurts
They are key workers
You need to book now while his service is on the house.
A Mandate :3
...would be better at counting
An entre-manure
Because he was losing his patience.
The steaks have never been higher.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
I could tell you why, but I'm busy right now
Yup. His name is Moe.
โBecause it has a stabled economy.โ
My 10yo daughter just came up to me with this after sitting there stewing about my previous joke.
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
I was bee-trayed.
He said, โIโve told you a million times, money doesnโt glow on Tees.โ
They were called the Dryer Makers.
Chris Cross Applesauce
Apparently, their can be only one.
They just couldnโt keep up with the thymes.
Some would say itโs a receding airline...
I'm starting an ice cream roll business and need a good pun for a business name, any ideas?
That's #2 on my list.
By shooting stars
Now his sails are through the roof.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
It will help them make a gross profit.
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughterโs name is Charity was a big no no.
It folded
Dad: web design.
Remains to be seen...
But thatโs just projected figures.
I told him itโs Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied โpapa dumbโ
It doesn't make any cents.
Gets jalapeรฑo business.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโt think itโs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereโs a new type of broom out, itโs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canโt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnโt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didnโt have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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Itโs a small scale operation.
Itโs a small scale operation.
It's a small scale operation
