Busch Puns

A list of puns related to "Busch"

Anheuser-Busch once sent representatives to gynecologist offices

to hand out anti-Blue Ribbon flyers as part of a Pabst smear campaign.

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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A bartender asked me who makes Budweiser. I said Anheuser-Busch.

She said just fine and how's your dick.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks...

"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."

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👤︎ u/spacegeese
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Dad was going to the store and i asked him to grab me some Busch...

Anyways, if anyone needs raspberries, i've got a bush now.

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👤︎ u/dancedude247
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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I don't have any pronouns!

I'm still a novice so I only have amateur nouns

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👤︎ u/PopperGould123
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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Bushman.

my dad sits down next to me and my buddy while we were watching some television right? he says to us, "you know why they call me the bush man lavaponcho?" i replied, "no dad (having heard this jokes millions of times) why do they call you bush man?".... he replies," i drink Busch, i eat Bush and i smoke Bush." end of story...

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👤︎ u/LavaPoncho
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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Told My Dad About The Cardinals Alleged Cheating Scandal

He said "That's Busch league!"

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👤︎ u/Master_Brewer
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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