But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Because it is spineless
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
He really did a number on me
The mean increases.
A dick tater.
They're all Bark and no bite
Everyone called him a liar.
In the meantime...
Life was tough in the gateau.
He had to fight. For his right. To POTTY!!!
..it's a brand new Rolex."
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
The mean increases..
The mean increases!
The mean increases!
