The Takin, Budorcas taxicolor, is a bamboo-eating, Himalayan mountain-dwelling, quarter-ton beast relative of the humble sheep.
🔥 The Bhutan takin (Budorcas taxicolor whitei) is the national animal of Bhutan. It mainly inhabits the upper mountainous bamboo forests in and around Bhutan from 1000 m to 4,500 m in elevation, mostly feeding on grasses and leaves. Males can weigh up to a ton.
The Bhutan takin (Budorcas taxicolor whitei) is the national animal of Bhutan. It mainly inhabits the upper mountainous bamboo forests in and around Bhutan from 1000 m to 4,500 m in elevation, mostly feeding on grasses and leaves. Males can weigh up to a ton.
The Takin (Budorcas taxicolor) is the national animal of Bhutan and may have served as an inspiration behind the mythic Golden Fleece. This
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
What starts with a W and ends with a T
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?
What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.
I won't be doing that today!
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?
You take away their little brooms
I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It this sub dead?
There hasn't been a post all year!
Letting loose with these puns
All dad jokes are bad and here’s why
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?
After all his first name is No-vac
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.
Is this sub still active?
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
My WIFI password is 2444666668888888
Just to clarify, 12345678
I named my dog "5 miles."
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!"
Her: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom” then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced…
A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."
"That's what they're fighting about."
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