Buddhist Monk Puns

He just wanted to be content.

Apparently, reposting is good for karma

Buddhist monk: ...make me one with everything.

“Make me one with everything.”

Both say "ommmmmmmmm"

He tells the cashier, "make me one with everything".

The cashier then tells him it's 4.75. The monk hands him a five but is visibly confused when the cashier doesn't go to give him his change.

The cashier calmly explains, "change comes from within."

Just being offered the chants

The monk said "make me one with everything."

Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.

The monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied "change must come from within."

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"

Because it takes Juan to know Juan.

Inquire within.

My silly om, my silly om...

(Mycelium)

He likes Tibet

Because he didn't have any attachments

And says:

“Make me one with everything.”

“Make me one with everything.”

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.

one with everything.

Transcend dental medication

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Make me one with everything.

His goal: transcend dental medication

"Make me one with everything."