Why was the Buddhist monk ok with being uploaded to a website?

He just wanted to be content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2022
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A Buddhist Monk repaired my fence because of r/dadjokes

Apparently, reposting is good for karma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-Campaign-4553
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2022
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Buddhist monk orders online pizza

Buddhist monk: ...make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random-User-Lame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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A Buddhist monk walks up to a burger stand and says

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtonlaszlo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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How is a dyslexic cow like a Buddhist monk?

Both say "ommmmmmmmm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza place.

He tells the cashier, "make me one with everything".

The cashier then tells him it's 4.75. The monk hands him a five but is visibly confused when the cashier doesn't go to give him his change.

The cashier calmly explains, "change comes from within."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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What's the hardest part of becoming a Buddhist monk?

Just being offered the chants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?

The monk said "make me one with everything."

Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.

The monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied "change must come from within."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallmon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?

They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredkid03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Juan met a Buddhist monk who told him to look within.

Because it takes Juan to know Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickKnight99
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk

Inquire within.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboNerdOK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk chant after eating mushrooms?

My silly om, my silly om...

(Mycelium)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Did you hear about the buddhist monk with a huge gambling problem?

He likes Tibet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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Why didn't the Buddhist Monk vaccuum in the corners?

Because he didn't have any attachments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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A Buddhist monk approaches a burger stand

And says:

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtonlaszlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRANDONPRUSOW
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What kind of pizza would a Buddhist monk order?

one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?

Transcend dental medication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A Buddhist monk refused novacaine at the dentist.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverZealousPasta
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrubsjdismyhero
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk say at the hot dog stand?

"Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netfilx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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