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Brightest Star Puns

A list of puns related to "Brightest Star"

Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."

Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,

he was Sirius about it.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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Star Let

This vain actress wins an award for rising talent. On the stage for her acceptance speech, she gets carried away and screams "I'm going to be the brightest star you will ever see!"

A voice from the audience: "you can't be Sirius"

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👤︎ u/RodiusRex
📅︎ Feb 11 2022
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