Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."

Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MelkorHimself
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,

he was Sirius about it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Star Let

This vain actress wins an award for rising talent. On the stage for her acceptance speech, she gets carried away and screams "I'm going to be the brightest star you will ever see!"

A voice from the audience: "you can't be Sirius"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RodiusRex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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