Botanically Puns

A list of puns related to "Botanically"

My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

Orchid

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👤︎ u/HoobidyMcBoobidy
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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The murder in the botanical garden had a very obvious suspect

Turns out the evidence was planted

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👤︎ u/Haligaliman
📅︎ May 19 2020
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A story of my friend Al

While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al

As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al

When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al

When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al

He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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My girlfriend wanted to go to a botanical garden in the mountains

I rose to the occasion.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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Dad joked strangers the Denver Botanical Gardens

I spotted a turtle swimming in one of the ponds. A kid with a family next to me excitedly said, "it looks like he 's coming over here!"

To which I replied, "yeah, he's coming right tortoise."

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👤︎ u/HanSmolo
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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