Bone Structure Puns

Yesterday, my wife and I were talking about what features our two month old got from each of us.

Her: I think she has my features over your bone structure

Me: That makes sense; it was my bone structure that made her.

I got a groan and a "I am putting that on the internet" from her.

I'm in a college course just called "Dinosaurs" and the professor owns most of the models he shows in class. We were covering bone structures and there were quite a few bones and complete skeletons all over the lab for various assignments. Curious, one student asked "Are these your bones?"

He responds, entirely deadpan, "No, my bones are still inside me."

(groans and chuckles throughout the lab)