But it was a typo.
B Neigh-getive
He told me it was Typo Negative
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
Good thing I managed to get a B+
But my doctor just said B positive
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula
"Be positive"
Turns out I’m full of the stuff.
Top marks: A+.
But it was just a Typ-o.
I turn back to my son and say “it turns out, I’m not made of money”.
And I scored A+ Guess I 'A'ced it..
I now have so much respect for all the jokes in here,
So i just became a dad on Friday to a beautiful baby girl and my story goes like this.
Today a Midwife came into the room where my wife and I were and started with a speech " Hi my name is !editingoutinfo! I was wondering if i can take a blood sample from the baby, It's voluntary, it's for statistics and it gets sent out to a lab and they test for all rare conditions, they are going to test her genes and..."
At which point i stopped her and said "we haven't got any jeans for her, everyone has been buying her pink dresses"
she gave me a pity laugh and said "ohh the dad jokes are starting already"
What is happening to me?
It says Type O
