See? It's going downhill.
I think that's a little farfetch'd
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
I'll walk myself out.
..and I said "this is Strange.."
Whenever it's time for the bill he asks the waiter if he can get the bill flambé
I have only once seen a waiter/waitress actually laugh at this, most of the time they just seem either confused, annoyed or they manage a smile.
I work as a photographer at reasonably popular tourist spot, and over the Easter weekend we're all wearing bunny ears. A family came in: The Dad: "Mate you've got something on your head!" Me: Nah, that's just my hare (MFW)
Blank looks from the rest of the family, but their dad appreciated it.
On our way back from the store, talking about how expensive it is to go out on real 'dates' (been together for a year or so)
>Her: We can come up with plenty of free-ways to have fun
>Me: Mhmm--
>Her: I mean, I-71 and I-75 are great, but we can think of more.
She stared at me for about 10 seconds, grinning until I realized what she was talking about.
My face never palmed so hard as she giggled mercilessly.
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