Block Parties Puns

A list of puns related to "Block Parties"

After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Guac block: when a girl is too obsessed with the guacamole to notice your sexual advances at the party
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👤︎ u/_mymourningjacket
📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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