My Wife and I were blissfully happy for 25 magical years..

..And then we met.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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A clairvoyant woman had an older brother who was always angry and a younger brother who was blissful to the point of naΓ―vetΓ©.

Thankfully, she was a happy medium between the two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/In_The_Comments
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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People ask if ignorance is bliss.

I'm perfectly happy not knowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillepips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What do you call bliss with another person?

Pairadise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britamordio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Giving my one year old boy a shoulder ride when I lifted him up and put him on my head...

Turned to the wife and said "Do you like what I'm wearing?" (Lulling her into a false sense of security)
She smiles at me, blissfully unaware of my setup and thinking I'm just being cute.
"It's a son-hat." I say with a grin.
The groan she gave me told me I had done well.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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A dad joke that's spread throughout my family...

Me: Banter towards dad

Dad: "Ha! You're funny!"

Me: Inner bliss as my father rarely lets me win

Dad: "...but looks aren't everything."

Me: "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankyre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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I've got a few books you guys might like to read

~100 Yards to the Outhouse, the True Story of Willy Maket by Betty Dont

~One Legged Woman by Eileen Offtin

~The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

~Stripper Bliss by Ivana Taketoff

~Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steller24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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I checked a mom out this morning at work

She didn't have very many items so I asked if she needed a bag.

She said she didn't need one, that she wanted to save a few plastic trees.

In the daddest way possible, I simply chuckled and nodded as she walked away into a misty fog of humor and bliss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimburgah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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