Bleats Puns

It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,

so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:

“what the hell was that!?”

“You herd me” - the sheep replied.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

Just bleat it.

They're always living on the bleating edge.

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

A sick bleat.

Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.

She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.

All you can bleat!

Euro-bleats

This came to me this morning. I'm sure somebody has come up with it before, but for me it's original content.

If a sheep is having a dialogue in its own head, is that called internal bleating?

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"