Birdwatch Puns

A list of puns related to "Birdwatch"

My childhood hobby (birdwatching) always got me in trouble.

I wasn’t supposed to use fowl language.

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👤︎ u/jerodsanto
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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I used to like birdwatching but gave it up.

Egrets? I’ve had a few.

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👤︎ u/emerty
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I was birdwatching with my son, and asked if he knew what kind of birds stick together...

"Um... ducks?"

"No, Vel Crows."

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👤︎ u/koravel
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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Did you guys hear about the big birdwatching event tonight?

Supposedly there was a superb owl!

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👤︎ u/jmeast
📅︎ Feb 08 2016
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My date just walked out on me after I told her I look at tits and boobies all day

Guess she doesn't like birdwatching

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👤︎ u/Gizmo734
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend was staring at some women...

Because they were chicks he claimed it was birdwatching.

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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