Biologists Puns

A list of puns related to "Biologists"

What's another word for a marine biologist?

Afishyonado

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.

I thought they'd be smaller.

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👤︎ u/pdarigan
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.

I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.

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👤︎ u/BlooregardQKazooo
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?

Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.

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👤︎ u/nalydpsycho
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do meteorologists, biologists, and archaeologists have in common?

They all get the gist of their field.

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👤︎ u/TwoDimensionalCube83
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?

His offish

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👤︎ u/andrew_slaughter13
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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What did the biologist say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!

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👤︎ u/Autistic_Spoon
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...

I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.

After all, the world is my oyster!

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👤︎ u/tripsteur
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Biologists...
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👤︎ u/Berserkkiller
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.

The were working at cross porpoises.

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👤︎ u/mwmillman
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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What does a biologist call a collage?

Photosynthesis

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👤︎ u/OhMyGawdBecky
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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👤︎ u/GlowWorm23
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship....

But there was no Chemistry

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👤︎ u/rouchi_43de
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?

He wanted to see Wales.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I asked a biologist what a deer with no eyes would be called

She simply responded “No idea”

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👤︎ u/MrMQuackens
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What did the biologist say when he stubbed his toe at his family reunion?

Ow mitosis!

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👤︎ u/J0hnn1B01
📅︎ May 07 2017
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Who's the first person the marine biologist called on his new cellphone?

His Anchovie.

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👤︎ u/IcariusFallen
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Took wife and son to science night. There was an animal biologist there.

He brought out a lizard to show everyone, then a second one of the same type.

I turned to my wife.

Wife: "Don't"

Me: "Look! He's got dual monitors!"

My son groaned and my work was done.

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👤︎ u/VictoriousBadger
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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Why did the physicist broke up with biologist?

There was no Chemistry between them.

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👤︎ u/swapnil86
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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a physicist and a biologist had a relationship

but there was no chemistry

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👤︎ u/rooster1237
📅︎ May 28 2018
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