Billie who?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Somebody wake up Billie Joe Armstrong

He told us to wake him up when September ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: To get a better response in Asia, Billie Dee Williams is being replaced with an virtually unknown actor.

People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why didn't Billie Joe Armstrong use any assistants when he was on a cooking show?

It's because he woks alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aexicas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why does Billie Eilish have so much money?

Because shes a Billie-naire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z233444
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?

He wanted to be a Billyonair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did Micheal Jackson call his denim store?

Billie jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob0212
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.

There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting β€œDrink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again β€œDrink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said β€œHe should have quit while he was a head”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..

But now he’s glue tin free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What did the Sweet Potato say when it gained consciousness?

I think therefore I Yam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symbologythere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Billy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumboBoii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.

Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said β€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?”

Billy replied β€œI drew a blank”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence

...and I got to keep mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K0ilar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Billy Neigh Cyrus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bacon8r3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Me: β€œBilly passed out in the living room” Dad: β€œWell I guess it’s not the living room anymore”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Billy Juul
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtchllyng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster

https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluesbrothers97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call someone who has the name billy and he's complicated?

Billy MAZE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What Do Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror and Billy the Kid all have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why did the Billy goat cross the road.

Eilish I knew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenyacoffee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Billy Corgan huffed and puffed, but he just could not get the booger out of his nose.

Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilbert_51
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sors_bandeam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukasmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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I used to work with this kid named "Billy"

Billy was terrible at his job and constantly messed up. I told him that the next time he messed up, I would have everyone stand side by side and they would all punch him as he walked by.

I obviously meant it as a joke, but he took it seriously.

I'd tell you about how he got better at his job after that, but long story short, he missed the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollowtheories
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I always loved The Rolling Stones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsjakeonit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How does Billy Mays party?

Like it's $19.99!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorenaBobbedIt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Young Billy Finally Lands a Date for the Prom

He really wants to impress her, so he decides to rent a tux. However, when he gets to the rental place, people are queued up out the door. He doesn't let this stop him, though. He takes his place in line and gets to waiting.

Finally, after waiting for over an hour, he gets fitted and pays for the rental. Relieved, he heads to the florist for a corsage, only to discover that the line there is also out the door, and halfway around the block, to boot!

Miffed, he mutters some mild obscenities, but he is determined to see this through, so he waits for almost 2 hours before finally being able to buy the flowers he picked out.

It's now the night of the dance, and he's ready to go. He picks her up, and they head to the event. When they arrive, his date immediately asks him if he can grab her a drink - she's absolutely parched! Still determined to make this the best night of her life, he dutifully makes his way to the other side of the venue, where he discovers, much to his surprise...

 

 

 

There's no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rolling_Man
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do you call food that preaches the Bible?

Billy Graham cracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanlikeyou07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying

β€œWe didn’t start the fire”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datnotguy17
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charcocoa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I dont like tractors any more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matmanlives
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why did Billy eat a lightbulb?

He wanted a light snack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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Dad really liked Billy Mays

"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"

"No..."

"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlucoseGlucose
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.

β€œI’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

β€œWhat, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

β€œNo, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HorrorANDComedy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did anybody wake greenday up?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringboard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2015
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Did anyone wake up Green Day yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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