Billie Puns

He told us to wake him up when September ends.

People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.

It's because he woks alone.

Because shes a Billie-naire

He wanted to be a Billyonair.

Billie jeans

There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting “Drink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again “Drink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said “He should have quit while he was a head”

But now he’s glue tin free.

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

I think therefore I Yam.

Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.

Billy replied “I drew a blank”

...and I got to keep mine.

https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

Billy MAZE

The same middle name.

Eilish I knew.

Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave

It’s all about Seoul

Billy was terrible at his job and constantly messed up. I told him that the next time he messed up, I would have everyone stand side by side and they would all punch him as he walked by.

I obviously meant it as a joke, but he took it seriously.

I'd tell you about how he got better at his job after that, but long story short, he missed the punchline.

Like it's $19.99!

With an itheberg.

He really wants to impress her, so he decides to rent a tux. However, when he gets to the rental place, people are queued up out the door. He doesn't let this stop him, though. He takes his place in line and gets to waiting.

Finally, after waiting for over an hour, he gets fitted and pays for the rental. Relieved, he heads to the florist for a corsage, only to discover that the line there is also out the door, and halfway around the block, to boot!

Miffed, he mutters some mild obscenities, but he is determined to see this through, so he waits for almost 2 hours before finally being able to buy the flowers he picked out.

It's now the night of the dance, and he's ready to go. He picks her up, and they head to the event. When they arrive, his date immediately asks him if he can grab her a drink - she's absolutely parched! Still determined to make this the best night of her life, he dutifully makes his way to the other side of the venue, where he discovers, much to his surprise...

 

 

 

There's no punch line.

Billy Graham cracker.

“We didn’t start the fire”

It was soda-pressing.

I dont like tractors any more

He wanted a light snack

"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"

"No..."

"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"

“I’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

“What, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

“No, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.