He told us to wake him up when September ends.
It's because he woks alone.
Because shes a Billie-naire
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
But now heβs glue tin free.
I think therefore I Yam.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
...and I got to keep mine.
Billy replied βI drew a blankβ
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
The same middle name.
Eilish I knew.
Billy MAZE
Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave
With an itheberg.
Itβs all about Seoul
Billy Graham cracker.
Billy was terrible at his job and constantly messed up. I told him that the next time he messed up, I would have everyone stand side by side and they would all punch him as he walked by.
I obviously meant it as a joke, but he took it seriously.
I'd tell you about how he got better at his job after that, but long story short, he missed the punchline.
Like it's $19.99!
He really wants to impress her, so he decides to rent a tux. However, when he gets to the rental place, people are queued up out the door. He doesn't let this stop him, though. He takes his place in line and gets to waiting.
Finally, after waiting for over an hour, he gets fitted and pays for the rental. Relieved, he heads to the florist for a corsage, only to discover that the line there is also out the door, and halfway around the block, to boot!
Miffed, he mutters some mild obscenities, but he is determined to see this through, so he waits for almost 2 hours before finally being able to buy the flowers he picked out.
It's now the night of the dance, and he's ready to go. He picks her up, and they head to the event. When they arrive, his date immediately asks him if he can grab her a drink - she's absolutely parched! Still determined to make this the best night of her life, he dutifully makes his way to the other side of the venue, where he discovers, much to his surprise...
There's no punch line.
I dont like tractors any more
βIβd like to be that rich one dayβ. Says Billy.
βWhat, buy new turf?β Asks Shamus.
βNo, send my grass away to be mowedβ. Replies Billy.
βWe didnβt start the fireβ
It was soda-pressing.
I burst into tears. "Billy, please stop reposting the same joke for karma, everyone will hate you."
"Then give me the damn bookmark."
I gave him the bookmark.
He finally won.
He wanted a light snack
"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"
"No..."
"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"
Sheβs twerking from home.
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
