If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
There was a guy named Allen Thunder, he had a son Ben
What's special about Ben?
Well, just borrow his truck... now you have Ben Thunder's truck.
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....
....working around the clock?
Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...
Men are now working around the clock.
Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
Did you hear that they are going to change the Uncle Ben’s logo?
It’s because everyone thought it was ricest.
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
Why was Ben 10 considered so powerful?
Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.
I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.
They work around the clock.
The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.
My fiancée called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.
Sounded like she enjoyed her ménage à froid.
The KO we've all Ben Askren for.
Yesterday I stood in front of Ben's reading light
Him: dad why?
Me: I'm an eclipse
Him: not this again
Me: I block the light of the son
If Ben and Jerry broke up would they engage in a custardy battle?
If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
Ben Folds: “She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
Oh no! They turned uncle ben into...
Why is Ben Affleck’s best friend nuts?
Because he’s Macadamia(n)
Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad
When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...
Was outstanding
When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,
Bill and Ben were in the bath...
Bill said: "flobalobalob"
so Ben said: "you dirty b*stard, that stinks"
Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.
Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?
Because he has great Wan liners.
Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.
He really opened a lot of young minds!
I heard that Ben bishop isn’t so good in the net
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
Why is a good cook like Big Ben?
Because they both never forget the thyme.
My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.
I think they're half brothers.
If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...
What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
Let me out of this coffin!!
TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year
The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted
They were working around the clock
Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
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