What did the reluctant bee-keeper say to the master brewer?

We've got to stop meading like this...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglypaperhaver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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If you ask a Scottish bee-keeper if you're gorgeous, and he responds in the affirmative, then you KNOW you are...

because beauty is in the "aye" of the bee-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pastoredbtwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2022
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I went to a bee keeper and ordered 12 bees...

He counted out the bees and handed them to me. I counted 13 bees and mentioned that he gave me an extra, he responded, "Don't worry about that, it's a freebie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krakhis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Bee my keeper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukhnul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Every time I buy a dozen bees from the bee keeper , he’ll give me 13

He sure does enjoy giving freebees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunUgLee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, β€œOh, that last one is a freebee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothwhopper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Did you hear about the bee keeper who spilled hot tea on his face?

Brewed Tea is in the eye of the Bee Holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTrainWarden
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees and all them had price tags on them except one because...

It was a freebie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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Why do bee keepers have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGomeeez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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Bee keepers have the prettiest eyes

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Just buzz off....🐝
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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How to tell if your girl is the one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habbabadagada
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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You wouldn’t beelieve it

I was raised homeschooled. As a result of this up bringing, I went to many different places to learn things.

One day we went to a farm, and this farm just so happened to have a bee keeper working on it. So I naturally struck up a conversation with the fine man, asking him questions about what he did, and how he liked his job.

Little did I know some time had passed and it was time to go. My mother had called to me from behind my back saying it was time to leave, but I didn’t pay her any attention. Then, in a stern tone, she called to me again from behind that it was time to go.

Then I saw her face, now I’m a bee leaver. Not a trace, of doubt in my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Holda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What's the difference between someone who takes care of bees and someone who collects the souls of the dead?

One bee keeper the other be reaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work...

...bee keepers are going to be furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geve4now
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Bee Keepers have the Prettiest eyes

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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