The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Mom: "Why did you read our son a naughty story for bedtime?"

Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"

Mom: "Yes."

Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?

Mom:"......."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakiray6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, β€œIs it over?”, to which I replied,

β€œYep, that’s all she wrote!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What does the sea weasel want after their bedtime story?

"An otter one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuritos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I'm going to buy a female horse to read me bedtime stories.

I'll call her my Goodnight mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainnT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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After one bedtime story a son asks his father, β€œAnother story, Daddy?” The father replies...

β€œOk, but after that, no more. Remember: we live in a two-storey house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Me telling my son a bedtime story

"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."

SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TightMysticmike
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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What type of bedtime stories do horses read?

Pony tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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So my dad told me this as a bedtime story when I was a kid... shaggy-dogs.briancombs.ne…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumMajor518
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2013
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I usually tell my kids a bedtime story, but the other night they kept asking for another to avoid going to bed. I told them that I was a β€œ1-story” Daddy. My son asked me why, and I said that I was under 6 ft so I couldn’t be a 2-story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EODTex87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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