A list of puns related to "Bedtime Stories"
"Once a pawn a time..."
Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"
Mom: "Yes."
Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?
Mom:"......."
“Yep, that’s all she wrote!”
"An otter one!"
I'll call her my Goodnight mare.
“Ok, but after that, no more. Remember: we live in a two-storey house.”
"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."
SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"
Pony tale.
I usually tell my kids a bedtime story, but the other night they kept asking for another to avoid going to bed. I told them that I was a “1-story” Daddy. My son asked me why, and I said that I was under 6 ft so I couldn’t be a 2-story.
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