Bear Lake Puns

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

You cut a hole in the ice over a frozen lake, and when the bear reaches in to grab a fish... You kick him in the Ice-Hole

First find a frozen lake. Cut a hole in the ice large enough for a polar bear to fit in it. Take early peas and place them around the hole roughly 2 inches apart. Go hide. When a polar bear goes to take a pea... run up and kick him in the ice-hole!

First, go out on a frozen lake and cut a BIG hole in the ice. Then, take a few handfuls of peas and sprinkle them evenly around the hole. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, run up behind him and kick him in the icehole.