Unfortunately I can't stop yarning and before I fall asleep I get pins and needles everywhere.
I said — g, you knit?!!
Police believe he is following some sort of pattern
Honey, Nut, Cheerio.
feels shirt fabric
It is now.
G-U-Knit?
When she’s Hasidic
Denim, denim, denim.
Gonna call it Scarf-Ace
I don't know y.
Chicken tenders
Police say he may be following a pattern.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because they share a special Bond.
Sorry wrong thread
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Twelve individuals have been attacked in the last 48 hours.
The Police have announced that the attacker could be following some kind of pattern
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
Sofa sew good.
Last night I dreamt I was turning my handwriting into a custom font.
It started out normal with basic straight lines but by “Z” it had become a very ornate and filigreed design, reminiscent of the designs of monks in old bibles.
Someone watching me work then asked me what the font was called.
I responded: What’s a monk’s favourite font?
They shook their head and shrugged.
Me: MonastArial!
I started laughing but only received an exasperated sigh in return.
Me: Wait, I’ve got another one. How about GaraMonk? 🤣
Ahhhhnd I woke myself up because I was laughing so hard at my own joke and had to look up of Monastarial was a real word. It is.
G, you knit?
I have seen all the patterns.
because you can't open windows in space.
The story is likely a fabrication.
But I’m out of material.
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
It's a stocking cap.
He’s basically one big banner
You still have Gravy
"That's the goal at least."
She seamed surprised.
but it's knot.
I said, Gee, You Knit?
I said Gee, You Knit?
Gee, you knit?
I said, Gee, you knit?
Gee you knit!
