An man at a bar didnโ€™t want his wife to know he was out all night. But he was so drunk he couldnโ€™t even stand and had to crawl all the way back home on all fours.

He got home he reached up for the door knob and opened the door, crawled upstairs and into his bed with his wife. His wife in the morning said โ€œWhy were you out all night?โ€ He said โ€œHow did you find out?โ€

She said โ€œThe bar called. They said you left your wheelchair againโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MeGoHungaBunga
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result.

He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.

He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.

This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/picard47at
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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