What do you call it when you poop backwards?

An opposhit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Never spell part backwards

It's a trap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bastelnd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water

If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_dont_know55
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?

Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....

I said Not Now

Sorry , I had to do it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4ROHIT7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swapy0498
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...

...this pork tastes like krop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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If you say AT&T backwards....

You will sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Peed spelled backwards?

Now that’s deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beckandrews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/halokost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashlingwilde
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..

We will update you as the situation unfolds.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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How do you spell racecar backwards?

R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....

......Absolutely Nothing!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"

Me: "And?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bot_10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2019
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I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!

And?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Techs_MK_V
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, β€œI got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awburrou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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The perfect date
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?

A receding hare-line !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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Your DNA is backward!

AND?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zenpod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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Do not read β€œpartasti” backwards!

It’s a trap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/math-pro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2020
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What do you get when you spell β€œcoronavirus” backwards?

A headache

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/druebird86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2020
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"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"

"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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A: See thru Blouse.

Q: Name one volume of a backward encyclopedia.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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What do people say when you wee backwards?

Eew

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vladturapov
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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If you read "drowdaba" backward.

You will get a bad word.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samratrai7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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Dont spell part backwards

Its a trap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2020
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DueceOfAce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....

... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2019
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Doctor: β€œSir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.”

Me: β€œAnd?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/C0untdown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2018
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Don’t spell the word part backwards.

It’s a trap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xiixxkxksksks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2020
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