What do you call it when you poop backwards?
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Never spell part backwards
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isnβt flooded...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
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︎ Dec 17 2020
a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....
I said Not Now
Sorry , I had to do it
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Appendix
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...
...this pork tastes like krop.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
If you say AT&T backwards....
You will sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Peed spelled backwards?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
How do you spell racecar backwards?
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, βI got back words!β How did I not see that one coming?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
The perfect date
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Your DNA is backward!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Do not read βpartastiβ backwards!
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you get when you spell βcoronavirusβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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︎ May 17 2020
A: See thru Blouse.
Q: Name one volume of a backward encyclopedia.
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What do people say when you wee backwards?
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︎ May 03 2020
If you read "drowdaba" backward.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Dont spell part backwards
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ May 27 2020
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
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︎ May 01 2020
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 30 2019
Doctor: βSir, Iβm afraid your DNA is backwards.β
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
Donβt spell the word part backwards.
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