I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, βI got back words!β How did I not see that one coming?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ May 27 2020
Your DNA is backward!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
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︎ May 01 2020
What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Do not read βpartastiβ backwards!
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︎ May 29 2020
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
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︎ Oct 28 2019
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you get when you spell βcoronavirusβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What do people say when you wee backwards?
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︎ May 03 2020
Depending on your golf handicap you can move your tee forwards or backwards
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
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︎ May 02 2020
Donβt spell the word part backwards.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
If you read "drowdaba" backward.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I absolutely hate crossing t's
Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Do you wanna hear a joke backwards?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
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︎ Aug 10 2019
I asked my wife for an audiobook for my birthday, but she got me an encyclopedia instead.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I would bend over backwards
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What does Santa say when he is going backwards?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I asked my dad, βCan we get some pets?β
My dad said, βNo. Pets are just a step backwards.β
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︎ Jul 05 2020
We all know racecar backwards is racecar, but what is racecar upside down?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
The word βdiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous...
But backwards itβs even more stupid...
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︎ May 29 2020
All dad jokes are really bad and hereβs why:
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What type of cheese is made backwards?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I heard the NFL is supporting Colin Kaepernick.
I'm glad they are giving him the support he kneeds.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Doctor told me my DNA was backwards today
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Do backward poets write inverse?
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︎ Jul 18 2018
I was walking backwards in flip flops
And they went pilf spolf.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why do deep sea divers fall backward from a boat when entering the water?
If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The doctor looked at me with a concerned look on his face and rasped, "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."
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︎ Jul 19 2019
You canβt write Pi backwards
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Why is it that whenever you stand near Beethovenβs grave you hear his music playing backwards?
Because heβs decomposing.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What do you call a Thomas Cook flight going backwards?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
A dishevelled Nunn walks into a nunnery
Mother superior confronts her and says "what on earth happened to you? You look like you've gone through a hedge backwards"
The Nunn responds "I know I've got a bad habit"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Did you know that TON spelled backwards is NUT
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︎ Dec 23 2018
It's magic
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What sounds to bees make when they fly backwards?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
A backward...anti-pun?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Bet my kid $5 I could say any word backwards.
She said I couldn't, so I did.
"any word backwards, now where's my money?"
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What happened to the man who put his condom on backwards?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What sound make a bee flying backwards?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when theyβre on a boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Can you spell βonβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 30 2019
What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
If they fell off forwards, theyβd just land in the boat.
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︎ May 05 2019
Doctor: βSir, Iβm afraid your DNA is backwards.β
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
Dr: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards....
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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π
︎ Jul 13 2018
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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π
︎ May 01 2018
Dr: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Don't spell part backwards
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Don't spell part backwards..,
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︎ May 19 2019
What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Doctor :Your DNA is backwards.
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︎ May 27 2018
Which cheese is made backwards?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 23 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Dr: βSir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwardsβ
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I got an email on how to read maps backwards
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Donβt spell part backwards
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Don't spell part backwards
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat.
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π
︎ Jul 07 2019
DO NOT spell the word βpartβ backwards.
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︎ May 31 2019
What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
What cheese is made backwards?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
What do you call it when a thousand rabbits jump backwards?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jun 17 2016
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Oct 02 2018
What type of cheese is made backwards?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
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