Back Translation Puns

one day, an alien appliance company named "Closen" decided to create a new and improved counter. Their plan was to create a slogan for it like "so good, even the humans like it!". But, they did need a human opinion. So, they abducted a human from Earth and introduced it to him.

"What do you think?" they translate to him. He shakes his head.

"Not for me, really".

Defeated, the aliens send him back down to Earth. As he reappears, many people surround him.

"Oh my goodness, are you ok? what happened?" They all screamed. He smiled, reassuring them.

"It's alright, it was just a Closen counter"

As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time Löw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.

Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American

After I got back from school, my dad asked me in my native language "How's school going?" or literally translated from Macedonian to English "How's school walking?".

• Good.

No, it's not walking, it can't walk ha-ha!

Kill me.

My dad and I are sitting around watch Mexican soccer when all of a sudden he asks, "That Ivan is a defenseman, isn't he?" Who's Ivan?, I ask. "Well, the announcers keep saying Ivan atrás, Ivan atrás..." he answers.

For my non-Spanish speakers, that can be translated as both "Ivan in the back, Ivan in the back" or, as what they're actually saying (Y van atras) "And they're running back, and they're running back"

-_-