Two cells were talking about cell division.

Cell A: I don't know what it does.

Cell B: That makes two of us.

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Dad dropped this one on a discussion about batteries.

Having a discussion about a C cell battery to power our new clock, dad drops this one on us:

"Of course, you know why the little mermaid wears sea shells, right? Because the B- cells are too small and the D shells are too large"

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