I drove by an award winning cow today.

It was outstanding in it's field.

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What Do You Call Award-Winning Hummus That is Past its Expiration Date?

Posthummus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzagri
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call an award-winning potato snack?

A champion chip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.

10 years not running.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.

Dern tootin’!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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*Me every time we pass a cow pasture* β€œDid you know those are award winning cows?”

They’re out standing in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Casey_H3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Did you hear about the award winning farmer?

He was out-standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_duderino_lux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.

It was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I saw a billboard that said my hospital had award winning stroke care

I found that statement to be one-sided

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My brother's farm is full of award winning cows.

They're all outstanding in their field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heregoessomethong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

because he was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawsyRPh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?

Mortal catas-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant

It was a Post-Hummus award

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shankapotomus007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Who will win the reddit award for longest hair?

r/puns will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stepagbay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Rudy Gobert should win the NBA Defensive player of the year award...

He shut the whole league down this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?

The No bell prize.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Why did the snowman win an award?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjburnhill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Because was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userunknowned
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delbadeaux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in is field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gandalf2024
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadlinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award ?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giomalania
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutrinoPoint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win the award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sportsy_sean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkoki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonclaw123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in that field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gregor_overlander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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why did the scarecrow win an award?

he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardonmyfrench
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stef4nos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S-H-E-L-L-Y-O-P
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
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