I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
###10th Match, First Round Group B, ICC Men's T20 World Cup at Al Amarat
Thread | Cricinfo | Reddit-Stream
| Innings | Score |
|---|---|
| Oman | 122 (Ov 20/20) |
| Scotland | 123/2 (Ov 17/20) |
Innings: 1 - Oman
| Batter | Runs | Bowler | Wickets | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aqib Ilyas | 37 (35) | Josh Davey | 4-0-25-3 | |
| Zeeshan Maqsood | 34 (30) | Michael Leask | 3-0-13-2 |
Innings: 2 - Scotland
| Batter | Runs | Bowler | Wickets | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kyle Coetzer | 41 (28) | Khawar Ali | 4-0-27-1 | |
| Richie Berrington | 31 (21) | Fayyaz Butt | 3-0-26-1 |
Scotland won by 8 wickets (with 18 balls remaining)
Zeeshan Maqsood: "It's a chance that we have lost, but we will come back ins'allah. We couldn't bat very well, and it was a short total, difficult to defend, too many short balls and not enough breakthroughs. Happy with the way the boys played but a few mistakes. Jatinder is in good nick and unfortunately he got run out, so pressure on the team. In the middle the batsmen didn't score enough runs which is where we fell short. I feel sorry we couldn't deliver, but we are confident our moment will come." They are off to Namibia for an ODI series next.
Kyle Coetzer: "It's a great feeling but congrats to Oman and Zeeshan for representing their game so well. But an opportunity for Scotland to test themselves against the best, the following back home is immense. A real togetherness among our squad, through thick and thin, just missed out on group stage last World Cup. The guys are in a great place and a well established outfit with bat, ball and in the field. As far as I'm aware this group we were just in was a mighty tough group so the next one will be tougher. We will go into every game full of hope and belief that we can win more games. Look for matchwinning contributions, as well as significant contributions. We'll find time to celebrate just a little bit..."
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
