[request] Pun Rating Questionnaire

Hello everyone! I am part of a team project from the Computational Linguistics department in Saarland University. We made an automatic pun generator and we want to test our system. The following questionnaire will ask you to rate punchlines. It's short and we hope you can get a giggle out of it. Thanks for your help (and please delete it if it goes against the subreddit rules).

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTRNrncAZTemkojUBZytgevxXx5FJ5qh0kquZiirlaGioNPA/viewform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lenakmeth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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If you eat beef, you automatically become accountable...

Because you’re now a steakholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocomaybechanel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...

DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I recently traded in my manual transmission car for an automatic.

It's been quite a shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comma-Kazie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I have a fear of automatic toilets.

They scare the crap out of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...

it would be a fully automatic machine pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...

But don’t worry...it will be ok. πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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It's the story of a father that invented a machine.

He shows it to his son, all proud, and says : "You see, son, when you put a donkey in this end of the machine, a sausage will automatically come out." The son, very confused, asks : "But dad, is there a way to do the opposite, insert a sausage and a donkey comes out?" The father proudly answers : "Yes son, your mom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kidralak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Manual or Automatic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, β€œHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

Push and Pull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I think dads automatically gain access to a dadjoke reservoir the moment they become dads...

My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.

When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:

"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudyWithRain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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Ha ha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mask3dman805
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Get it..?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoster14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Double pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemaholicCreeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why are dogs more likely to chase standard cars than automatic ones?

Because they’re stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Classic-Canuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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OMG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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heh fencing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CartoonNet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Does this count as a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizartti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Poor guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I'm not sure she can bear this
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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High maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric-99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I think this fits here better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorLevi956
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My boss put one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom.

It scared the shit out of me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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And there we have it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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A talking, mindreading ATM would be an Automatic Telling ATM Machine...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synaps4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What is the least spoken language on earth

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystic_Frost69
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I think I would actually do this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fructophile69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?

They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karnstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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My brother wanted cold hard cash for Christmas. I think I delivered well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NJ2244
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My son kept losing spitball wars at school. So i upgraded his straw to a semi-automatic...

By adding a paper clip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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These ancient people are something!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Cold shoulder on a cannibal feast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kikithegoth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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If you don’t get this joke then your a boomer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebekhaG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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That's hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMikethe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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When life hands you melons imgur.com/mesZnfs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Which would you like?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I hate it when they do it. imgur.com/gIRYs7u
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hushphatak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Boomer on the other side of the phone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Making the most out of a typo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddaannkk123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Credit to u/RadaSTL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miriam9999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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β€˜Tis the season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Just saw this at the moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPGamer954
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Oh buoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Little girlfriend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Harry Pot-ter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePinkPanda205
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I'll be Bach.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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