I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
After 6 cardiac arrests the doctor convinced me to go for surgery!
I really needed that change of heart!
I fell in love with my cardiac surgeon
He was pulling at my heart strings
bitch sent me into cardiac arrest
If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
Bad packaging
I recently spied a bag of gummy worms which said “No Artificial Flavors”.
Which got me to wondering: who is buying gummy worms hoping they’ll tast like real worms?
Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords.
The result speaks for itself.
Did you hear about the criminal who had a heart attack while running from the police?
He went into cardiac arrest.
Every operation a cardiac surgeon performs is heartfelt
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.
As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.
I never understood cardiac arrest, but after medical training
I can finally defibrelate
In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
My friend created an artificial heart from stuff he got from a mine and an old pistol...
The heart is a vital ore-gun.
I opened a shop selling used artificial limbs
I called it the second hand second hand store
What do y’a call a dead man in jail?
A heart got caught in a drug bust...
What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
Always carry around handcuff keys, it can get you out of cardiac arrest
My wife made me get an artificial Christmas tree last Christmas.
Artificial knees should be called phoknees.
I’m dating a cardiac surgeon.
She sure knows the way to my heart!
How did a heart end up in jail?
There was a cardiac arrest
My friend used to work for the forgeries division of INTERPOL with a specialization on the trafficking of fraudulent paintings.
He was an artificial art official.
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Ebay.
I didn’t like this artificial turf when we laid it
But it’s growing on me now
PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
Just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas.
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
Where do they build artificial noses?
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
After all these years someone found out that my bowl of artificial fruit isn't real fruit
A heart was taken into custody for murder yesterday. The locals are calling it a cardiac arrest
Her: What do you do for a living? Me: My company artificially inseminates cows for big farms.
Her: I don’t believe you.
Me:Trust me. No bull.
What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson
What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?
A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
Someone just arrested my friend’s dad, and he won’t wake up.
Who is Cardiac
And why did he arrest my son?
A heart was recently caught in a drug bust...
It was placed under cardiac arrest.
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.
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