Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Arr"
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
Port-raiture
Aye, you thought it was an arrR but it tis the C
Edit: my son corrected me
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
(After they reply with R)
Ye think it’d be Arr, but me first love be the C
A second hand store.
He said "don't make the same mistake as me."
Now I’m a pirate of the carabiners
Arr me hearty!
I'ts Arr-Rated
Arrr?
You think it be arr but it really be the seaaaaa!
The guit-arr.
USS Arr.
Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.
My girlfriend and I and a few friends were all talking and my friend started talking about why he was single. I told him I knew why I was single. I said "I'm only single because I have a bad memory" and then my girlfriend punched me in the shoulder.
The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?
The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!
Arr! He earned the seven C's.
An-arr-key!
Margaret Atwood. Did you expect George Arr Arr Martin?
Me: whats a pirates' favorite letter? Mom: is it arrr? Me: Aye you'd think it'd be arr. but a pirates true love is for the C! Mom: whats a pirate favorite crime? me: is it arrrson? Mom: ayye you'd think it'd be arrrson but it's piracy.
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
and the bartender asks "What's that ship's wheel doing down your pants?!"
The pirate replies: "Arr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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